No Collapsed Accordion
Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. When the lights go out, it’s nobody’s business what goes on between two consenting adults. Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
- Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?
- This opera’s as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!
- No, just a regular mistake.
- I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared…
Tell them I hate them. Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? But existing is basically all I do! No. We’re on the top. Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg!
Are you crazy? I can’t swallow that. I don’t want to be rescued. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Daddy Bender, we’re hungry.
- It must be wonderful.
- So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?
- Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd.
- I don’t want to be rescued.
Ummm…to eBay? Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! Ok, we’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go ride the bumper cars.
When the lights go out, it’s nobody’s business what goes on between two consenting adults. Bender, we’re trying our best. That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ‘I” have to pay ”them’! No, just a regular mistake. Shut up and get to the point!
With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you.